Founded one of the earliest online wedding publications. Wrote two bestselling nonfiction books. Ran a seven-figure business. Served as editor-in-chief for 15 years. Helped create the influencer business model (sorry). Had my art direction featured in Adweek. Created pins seen 100's of millions of times. Co-designed a plus-size wedding dress line. Spent four years as the #1 search result for 'boob tape.' Threw a sold-out feminist summer camp. Founded a community for ambitious Jewish women. Wrote research on Wall Street and worked on the trading floor. Worked in theatre on and Off-Broadway. Founded my own theatre company. (Famously) an unpublished novelist.