Business BFF

3 Months of intensive business coaching

1:1 Business Coaching

For three months you get me a co-CEO of your business. And we will make magic (and cash).

Get ready to up-level your business, so it can bring you so much more money... and joy.

Do you know it's time to uplevel your business, but you're not sure what levers to pull?

Do you wish you had someone in your back pocket who knew how to build a budget, figure out what you should be offering (exactly), help you find the right clients?

Do you want a mentor who says "oh, I know who can help" and then puts in call on your behalf?

Are you ready to just... feel less alone in all this?

Is it time to make some 'fuck you' money?

Are you ready to make more money, have more time... but mostly just fall in love with your business (and your life) again? Do you need clarity and support, a business bestie that you can call WHENEVER and they'll have good advice (and listen to you freak out?)

Girl, I couldn't be more here for It.

Real talk:

Business BFF

This is an intensive 1:1 coaching program where I fully immerse myself in a few clients businesses every quarter.

I'm not a life coach. Never have been, probably never will be. Good life coaches are amazing, but that's not my particular brand of magic. What I am is a business strategist, a super experienced entrepreneur with a deep rolodex, a mentor for female entrepreneurs, and a business model wiz.  There is nothing I love more in this world than picking a business apart to see how it works, defining the issues, and then putting it back together... but better. 

If there is anything that makes me happier, it's working with women business owners to figure out what's going on with THEM, and how we can make their business produce the coolest shit, the most money, and the most joy. (And if I can break apart some patriarchal bullshit that we were taught as a way to hold us back, all the better.)

Enter...

With Business BFF, I become...

Your Co-CEO

Instead of a more traditional coaching model, Business BFF lets me fully climb inside my client's business, be their co-CEO, and support them every step of the way. (Because TBH, once I get my hands dirty, it's very hard for me to say "well it's just two hours a month" and stop.)

With Business BFF, we start with you doing a business self-audit, I go through every single word you wrote, find those lightbulb moments, and then we spend 90 minutes truly unpacking the state of your business together.

From there it's homework, worksheets, questions, and me on Voxer whenever you have a question. (And yes, homework has included "write a Yiddish curse on your chai cup," but that's how we get it done.)

What You Get

Twice a month we meet 1:1 to dig into every corner of your business, with the goal of maximizing your cash, freedom, and joy.

TWO CALLS A MONTH

You get me in your pocket on Voxer, a voice messaging app, every damn day. We'll strategize, prioritize, and keep that momentum going.

DAILY VOXER ACCESS

If you write it, I'll look at it. If you need a template, I'll find you one. As your co-CEO, I'm here for the paperwork too.

DOCUMENT REVIEW

The Payment Plan

a 90 minute full business audit

3 payments of $1997

Pay In Full

1 payment of $5679

You've Got Options:

Monthly To-Do Lists

M-F Voxer (voice memo) access

Document review as needed

A 90+ MINUTE FULL BUSINESS AUDIT

MONTHLY TO-DO LISTS

M-F VOXER (VOICE MEMO) ACCESS

The Best Deal:

DOCUMENT REVIEW AS NEEDED

5 HOUR LONG COACHING CALLS

5 HOUR LONG COACHING CALLS

Are ready to up-level the fuck out of your business (but are not sure what levers to pull).

Check all that apply. You...

Are right in the middle of starting a new project, and want guidance as you go all in.

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Want someone with experience to go through your business and help you figure out where you need to make changes.

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Feel a little lonely, and want a business bestie as fully invested in your success as you are.

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Are at an inflection point in your business, and need guidance figuring out what's next.

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"Working with Meg was like having a best friend who happened to be really good at business."

- Hannah Balash, Bridal Maven

Doubling their business income.

Launching a brand new business (and selling out the very first drop).

Completely Re-Building Packages And Offerings.

Hiring their first employees. 

Know what to post and what to say on Instagram so you can get on with it.

Completely re-building packages and offerings.

Past Client Results Have Included:

Building their first annual budget (and getting their business finances in order).

Building and launching their very first course.

Know what to post and what to say on Instagram so you can get on with it.

Be able to attract top-tier candidates to join your team and help build your biz.

4xing their rates (and finding the right clients).

Revamping their marketing Strategy (and figuring out a healthy relationship with social media).

Obviously we are all adults here and this should go without saying, but let's say it anyway, because it's important. There are no guarantees in any business program. Past performance is not indicative of future results. And really MOST important: what every business needs is different, and the goal of 1:1 business coaching is to be able to meet your particular needs, not to force you into someone else's version of success.

You may have done coaching before. You have a session, talk things through, come up with plans, have the best intentions... and then your momentum stalls sometime between getting off the phone and actually doing the work.

I get it. In fact, I've thought a whole lot about it, because I think the biggest issue with the coaching industry (and online education industry) is the lack of actual results.

What's different with this coaching package is Voxer. It's an audio app that lets us leave voice messages for each other, and it means you have me in your pocket all week long (and yes, I check in on you.)

That means the momentum keeps going between sessions, both because you check in, and because I (lovingly) don' t let you off the hook.


This is the Secret Sauce

Ready for momentum?

Having Voxer support was a game changer for me. I was able to talk through issues as they came up instead of waiting until we had a scheduled call, which enabled me to make a huge amount of progress!

- Annabelle Needles, Evergreen Lane

I'm Meg Keene

I'm an OG internet business owner, and I have more than a decade of experience running a profitable bootstrapped small business, empowering women, building community, and helping women take up space (and make money doing it).

I’ve made millions of dollars in businesses founded with zero capital and built teams of women who produce amazing work. I’m also a writer, a bestselling author, and have a decade of experience building diverse communities of women, on and offline. 

more about me

In case we've never met

But what I DEEPLY care about is your business, your career, and helping you create a business that makes you money, lights up your soul, and lets the world know who the EFF you are.

Predictive budgeting

Raising your rates (why, when, & how)

Fine tuning your marketing messaging

Business model tweaks & margin testing

Building new programs or packages

What are we going to work on together?

Creating a (useful) business roadmap

Competitor research

Day-to-day task prioritization

Create your ideal customer avatars

Figuring out emotional blocks holding you back

The amazing thing about 1:1 coaching is that unlike a course or a group coaching program, there is not a set syllabus for us to follow. We work on what you and your business needs, in whatever order makes sense. That said, here are some exercises that we often do:

product drops

Meg is a powerhouse of entrepreneurial insight, experience, and forward momentum, and working with her has made a big difference in my ability to successfully run and grow my business.

"In Business BFF, Meg has helped me go from wondering whether my current business model was still serving me, to launching a completely new program in 3 months flat."

Grew her Income by 2.5X

Julia

Real Business BFF Results

Working with Meg helped me organize my business structurally, physically, and mentally. Meg was supportive and validating, and able to see the forest for the trees.  More importantly, she encouraged me to think like a business owner instead of an employee.

"I saw a 50% increase in revenue from Q4 and a 38% increase in items sold, and am on track to double my revenue year to year. I also was able to hire two employees during this time." 

Increased revenue by 50%

Hannah

She has the right balance of hype woman + not-gonna-lie-to-you BFF that I need when I'm making big moves. Plus she backs all of it up with lived experience + work credentials.

"I'm at a transitional point in my business and Meg has been such a valuable partner to have alongside me during this transition."

re-launcHed her biz

Annabelle

Here is what I Believe In:

Women making cool shit.

Women taking up space.

Women building businesses that light them up.

Women making 'Fuck You' money.

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Your amazing business.

You.

You don't have to wait till you have it all together to start

There is a philosophy in coaching that you should show up for your clients as a perfect seeming human, so that when you tell your clients they're amazing, they'll believe you.

But I'm not interested—or frankly any good at—coaching from the mountaintop, and I'm physically incapable of bullshitting you anyway. So if you want that kind of coach, I'm not it. (But I am going to tell you that you're amazing, and you should believe me.)

So, if you want someone who understands you might have to change your scheduled appointment once (or more than once) when something comes up, I'm your girl.

We're in this together. We're all a little bit of a mess. And we can still make amazing things happen.

Together, we're going to embrace the mess, and work through it.

Flexibility & Imperfection

Testimonials

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—Sara Duchovnay, Songbird Sara

Meg is a tenacious, creative, fun, insightful business bestie who always makes me feel like my business and I are a top priority. The joy and enthusiasm she brings to our 1:1 sessions and Voxer chats makes me feel extra excited about reaching new goals, and our work together constantly pushes me to look at my business in new ways to see how I can grow.

I would definitely not recommend Meg to my competition.

—Hannah Balash, Bridal Maven

Working with Meg for Business BFF was like having a best friend who happened to be really good at business things helping you sort out all the thoughts in your brain. Working with Meg helped me organize my business structurally, physically, and mentally.

I saw a 50% increase in revenue, and am on track to double my revenue.

—Annabelle Needles, Evergreen Lane

I'm at a transitional point in my business and Meg has been such a valuable partner to have alongside me during this transition. Plus, she backs everything up with lived experience and work credentials.

Meg has the balance of hype woman + not-gonna-lie-to-you BFF

—Julia Beers, Julia Beers Co.

Meg has helped me go from wondering whether my current business model was still serving me, to launching a completely new program in 3 months flat. Meg is a powerhouse of entrepreneurial insight, experience, and forward momentum.

Since starting to work with Meg, my revenue has grown by 2.5X.

My Commitment To you

I'll always have another question.

I'll always have another homework assignment, worksheet, or task for your to-do list (they'll be worth it).

I will relentlessly ask you to be your best self (and suggest ways for you to make more money).

I will ALWAYS ALWAYS give a shit about you and your business.

I will have your back, be your #1 supporter and cheerleader.

I will never bullshit you, because I literally don't know how.

It will be hard to get rid of me. #sorrynotsorry

- Hannah Chester,
Social Media Consultant

“If you have a chance to learn from Meg, do it.”

You've Already Got What It Takes

And If you've read this far, you also have the unrelenting drive to Create the business that will bring you the most joy (and you know, cash).

You don't need me to do that.

But my goal for every single client is that I can make that process easier, faster, more fun, and much less lonely.

You don't need me. But damn, it's a joy to get to do this together.

Here is the Secret....

Let's Get This Done →

I only take 4 clients at a time for business BFF, because well, we go deep.

A reminder: If we seems like a fit, you'll hop on the phone with me for 20 minutes and we'll start talking through your business. (This ends up being a short free coaching call, because... I can't stop myself from getting my hands dirty and helping out.)

But you literally can't sign up then because I don't take clients who don't sleep on it. If you're raring to go, then I'll ask you to talk to my past clients to get honest reviews. THEN AND ONLY THEN will I let you sign up (or put you on the waitlist for when a spot opens up.)

Ready to chat? Me too. I can't wait to hear about your business.

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